"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. " - G Marx

Evan
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Lest you think its all gloom and doom and angst at my house, I will share with you some of E's verbal gems from yesterday. He's a huge goof, in case you hadn't guessed.....

E, talking about how another child at daycare had a miserable day:
"Hannah used her naughties to make everyone miserable"
(Somehow I think this sounds like she was torturing them with her underwear. But that's not what he meant.)

on his forthcoming new daycare:
"I'm going to be the smartest one at school cause the teacher will show me how to be smart."

In response to an ad he heard on the radio (for a sports bar):
"Daddy did you hear that, football season is back!"

Last night we went out to eat and then out to look at new sofas (super fun for a little guy, actually) and he was just a fount of amusing quotes all night long.